The idea for this little shit pile of crack!ficcy, er, badness has been floating around in the nether regions of my brain for years, but I finally dug it up and finished it, to give pandoras_closet a reason to scour his eyeballs out with a rusty screwdriver, if nothing else. I’d like to say this is the most retarded thing I’ve ever written, but that would be a ( Read more... )